Szymon keeps calling me to go talk to him, I’m too tired, stoned and merh for this! D:

cassidyismyname:

They’re here.
Gruesome.
If you haven’t heard about what happened in this picture, read this short article.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/29/us/florida-police-kill-naked-attacker.html

This is what Pelé told me about! D:

cassidyismyname:

They’re here.

Gruesome.

If you haven’t heard about what happened in this picture, read this short article.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/29/us/florida-police-kill-naked-attacker.html

This is what Pelé told me about! D:

Mmm, we have some really nice OJ in a box with a tap on it :D

glebedigital:

Perfect timing

glebedigital:

Perfect timing

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alaynestone:

#the 4th gif tho #let’s get a dog they said it’ll be fun they said

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It saddens me that 8 of my fb friends like Jessie J :(

the-girl-who-never-stops-smiling:

Omg dead, I cannot breath.

The “It’s pinned to my scrotum!” killed me instantly.

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May have to have another sandwich, fake chicken is so nice.

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

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oliphillips:

High Speed Liquid Flowers

by Jack Long